I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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