The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
we should paint friendship bongs
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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