Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
