How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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