if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she told me i tasted like america
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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