The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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