Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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