The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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