no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Randomize
