Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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