What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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