My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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