Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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