I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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