Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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