Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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