he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
wow bdsm is so cute
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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