Will you blow on my dice?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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