She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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