just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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