Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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