the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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