wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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