You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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