After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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