She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
All I want is dick and wine.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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