Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
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