I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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