Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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