Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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