We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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