doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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