i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
