That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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