You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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