i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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