Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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