Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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