sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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