just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I love you. Go after that dick
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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