I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
he fucked my hip out of place.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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