chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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