time to smoke my breakfast
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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