i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
my sisters under your porch take her home
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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