I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
