what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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