Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
only you would photoshop your dick
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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