so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
