David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Randomize
