it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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