you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My vagina is very pro this idea
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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